Miserable Bastard Of The Year Award 2020 – John Craven’s Fuse Found

It’s that time of the year, apparently. In an effort to bring you something a little more ‘real’ from the streets of Avalon, here’s a little tribute to some of the less-pleasant characters about town. This year sees the award won by none other than husband of Fairy fetishist Linda Rovenscraft (she’s actually got some … Read more

Tick-Tock Tavistock (Guide to Healthy Awakening #1)

I want to inform. There’s something particularly instinctive about seeing someone head towards an imminently dangerous situation and gut-reacting to leap forward and save them. I’ve tried to tell people about what this danger is – however, the power and experience, of those who have conditioned us with their historical and cultural narrative, is so … Read more

Regurgalism At Its Best

Based on the true story of a support group in Glastonbury being broken up and the ‘organiser’ being issued a fine. (you might wish to refer to yourself as a ‘convener’ in the future, to avoid falling into their world of word-spell magic). The simple damned, insolent affront of telling a sovereign being that they … Read more