Miserable Bastard Of The Year Award 2020 – John Craven’s Fuse Found

It’s that time of the year, apparently. In an effort to bring you something a little more ‘real’ from the streets of Avalon, here’s a little tribute to some of the less-pleasant characters about town. This year sees the award won by none other than husband of Fairy fetishist Linda Rovenscraft (she’s actually got some … Read more

Psychological Conspiracy Nutter In Full Bloom ‘ – “There are no lies”

(10-15mins read) What is going on? Why does a lock-down suddenly mean that people, previously believed to be rational, articulate and informed have to start writing stuff that is so full of contradiction and well, bullshit, that it’s got to be called out? Ok, let’s take the latest local example to cross the interwebs… It’s … Read more

Tick-Tock Tavistock (Guide to Healthy Awakening #1)

I want to inform. There’s something particularly instinctive about seeing someone head towards an imminently dangerous situation and gut-reacting to leap forward and save them. I’ve tried to tell people about what this danger is – however, the power and experience, of those who have conditioned us with their historical and cultural narrative, is so … Read more

Regurgalism At Its Best

Based on the true story of a support group in Glastonbury being broken up and the ‘organiser’ being issued a fine. (you might wish to refer to yourself as a ‘convener’ in the future, to avoid falling into their world of word-spell magic). The simple damned, insolent affront of telling a sovereign being that they … Read more